3/17/09

Diaper-Depot

I took this photo in a men's bathroom this last weekend. I apologize for the less than magnificent quality of the image but the light was low, and I was acting as speedily/discretely as possible to avoid any sort of misunderstanding. I'm not one to take pictures in public bathrooms regularly, but given the recent lack of any imagination, or content I've had to put into the ol' blog I saw this as an opportunity.



Instantly the name Diaper-Depot (Diaper Decks are for savages) caught my eye. Being the keeper of a depot myself I am automatically in tune with anything that shares the name. While mine is a depot of shitty writing this was a depot shitty diapers; equally as bad.
Secondly there's the amazingly well placed, and appropriate penning of Kid Nasty by presumably Kid Nasty himself. It led me to wonder if this moniker was created solely for writing on diaper changing stations? If so that's fine with me as I work primarily on soap dispensers with the name Hans Soclean.
I googled Kid Nasty to see if this was all part of something bigger and I'm happy to report it's not. The only Kid Nasty of note was the Bakersfield, CA hip hop golden child. KN claims to sound like, "what you've been lookin fo", I'd say he sounds like the poor man's Reh Dogg



Finally, the Diaper-Depot logo is inspiring. Its like the company is saying (with visuals) the easiest way to deal with dirty diapers is to gently place child on the Diaper-Depot's convenient and sturdy fold-down table, then with both hands, reach for the child's throat and tightly grasp. The child will try to fend you off but given it's vulnerable position (infants are like turtles) and, over all lack of strength or mobility, the poop stop forever. Thanks Diaper-Depot!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Podium.

Now, how to stop my own poop... forever.

I need to hire someone.