Swine Flu A.K.A:

The latest wrath of god may have nothing to do with pigs at all but lets just pretend.

Ham Flu (Canada)
Cop Flu (Texas)
Hog Flu (Minnesota)
Energy Crisis Flu (Barter Town)
Man Flu (Feminists)
Girlfriend Flu (Kermit the Frog, Iowa)
Mexican Flu (Pigs)
No Mamaes Hue! (Mexico)
Jah Flu (Jamaica)
BBQ Flu (The South)
The Flu (Spain)
Icky Oink Oink (4 Year-olds)
I Told You So (Vegetarians)
Not Found In Our Chicken Sandwiches Flu (Mormons)
Not Even Close Flu (Bird Flu)
Weapon Of Ass Destruction (The Bush Administration)
Jackpot Flu (Creators Of The Vaccine)
Leather Flu (Big Tymers)
The Other White Meat Flu (Pork Producers Of America)
I Hope This Blows Over Flu (Pork Producers Of America)
Peanuts Offer Almost The Same Amount Of Protein Flu (Peanut Farmers, Vegetarians)
A Conspiracy (Conspiricists)
Ratings Flu (The Media)
I Had That Once (Habitual Liars)