"Warning: You just bought Hot Pockets, hope you're drunk or heading home to a trailer"

Hot Pockets have been a staple of my diet for over decade now, but it was not until just recently that I worked up the gall to try the Cheeseburger specimen.
It may have been the thought of a molten hot ketchup/mustard sauce burning the roof of my mouth, the lack of Trans Fat, or simply the utter doubt that the good folks at HTPKT could make a decent cheeseburger flavored stuffed sandwich (They've already proven such inadequacies with Pizza, and Cheese Steak).
But there at my grocer's freezer, I realized I'd become bored with BBQ Beef flavor; Ham & Cheese brought no joy to my life anymore; New! Chicken Enchilada was old news. I reached for the Cheeseburger.
The next day at work my stomach sat uneasy as I stood staring at the rotating loaf in the microwave. The kind of hunger when your stomach is on the brink of rejecting anything that it receives. Blah blah blah...
Long story short I ate them both and they're good. My new favorite Hot Pocket. Seriously you should try them with McDonald's ketchup packets.


Watch this Jim Gaffigan bit on Hot Pockets as well.