National Western Animal Beating Competition

Hey everyone, It's that time of year again. Top animal beaters from across the land have descended on Denver and are beatin' up a cloud of shit-stink dust over our fair city. As one of the largest animal-beatin' get-togethers in the world, the National Western is your best chance to see the yester-year beating styles of every kind of livestock imaginable.
The most popular events, like Horse Chocking and Bull Strangling remain the crown jewel of the rodeo but are certainly not to be outdone by the other classics such as, Extreme Calf Fighting (ECF) and the always adorable, Kiddie-on-Kid hair-pulling fun of Sheep Dry Humping.You really have not seen a sporting event until you've seen a baby cow bound and beat till it pisses itself.
BE THERE!!