New Hotness: Condor Classico Pista

Looking for a new classic? Might I suggest Condor Bicycles Classico Pista? Just look at the way them tires hug those tubes...Now that's track geometry. According to their website, this Italian Stallion is built to your size specs and appearance standards so if this bike doesn't work for you; your bad.
The Classico frame set can be yours for a mere £799! (that L looking thing means Great Brittan Pound) Due to recent economic setbacks it's gonna set you back about $1,568 Turtle Skins. Damn! Better put that Campagnolo Record crankset on layaway.