4/21/08

Track Attack Look Back.

Track Attack was held last Friday night and for those of you who weren't there here's quick review of the night's activities. About 30 people and three 30 packs of PBR showed up on what was nothing less than an incredible Spring evening. There was a late change to the events line up in which Track Stand Twister was replaced by the Zombie Race (coincidence? zombies are rather popular). Upon signing up for the race, riders were given a sheet of paper it read as followed:

ATTENTION!!
There has been a catastrophic zombie outbreak. You have been bitten and a change is beginning to take form. You're desperately craving brains. The government has rounded all of Denver's citizen's in two locations (listed below) and yo
u must race there to eat their brains...while they last. The first to return to Civic Center Park will be rewarded with an antidote, the rest must suffer forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3825 Lafayette St.
3457 Ringsby Court.

With that in hand about 20 riders hit the streets to seek and eat brains and what not. For those of you not familiar with Denver's layout I have mapped out the stops below below, please note that the rout generated by Google is horrible and I feel sorry if anyone did happen to ride it.

The race totaled about 8 miles or less depending on your creativity. The Lafayette stop required the rider to take a sample of brains (Jello with berries in it) yummy! The stop at Ringsby was to obtain a zombie report that was to be read upon returning (something about yuppie scum os something). The street of Ringsby had been ripped to shreds by some sort of depaver and was junk, but all in all the riding was great.
After all the riders had returned from the race (one guy went MIA) and had time to catch their breath, a couple beers, and a cigarette a game of PIGSA ensued. Like the basketball game only with bike tricks, the game was originally going to be HORSE but, that was deemed to long so we played PIG, then PIGS, then PIGSA. hmmm..maybe we had too much beer? We didn't, in fact the PBR Pick-Up was scrapped because the beer was gone. Bummer.
Be sure to check Track Attack next month (and also Gang Bang)) for copious amounts of fun, bikes, and beer.

See more photos by Phil, Jen, and Lenny by clicking their names.

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