Need something to do Sunday July 27th? The Urban Assult Ride is coming to town! The two man (or women) scavanger hunt makes 6 stops around the Denver metro area. At the stops participents parktake in "zany shenanigans" before continuing on.
The whole thing sounds like a nuetered alley cat; old people cautiously riding on the sidewalk in full kits, Full suspension mountain bikes everywhere. The $60 entry fee (per person) is a huge Assult on the wallet. But don't worry, your're not gonna walk away empty handed; you'll get an organic cotton t-shirt, bike bell, drawstring back pack, water bottle, Rio Grande fajitas, New Belgium beer, Sweet Leaf Tea, donation to charity, and raffle ticket entries!
What is the deal with bike events and Mexican food anyway? Like your ass hasn't had enough abuse for one day. I think the smart way to go on this one would be; eat a Little Juan, go play kickball, then ride by the finish to see how many Fat Tires you can drink before they figure out you haven't paid a dime.
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